Michael Saylor, founding father of enterprise intelligence agency Technique, has taken to the X social media community to share an unorthodox piece of economic recommendation.
Saylor has jokingly urged buyers to promote their tooth with a view to preserve their Bitcoin untouched.
“Promote a tooth if you happen to should, however preserve the bitcoin,” the billionaire quipped.
The facetious comment is a reference to a current interview with the Monetary Instances, throughout which Katie Martin, a member of the newspaper’s board, ridiculously in contrast the shortage of her tooth to the shortage of Bitcoin.
“My tooth are scarce, however they’re not price billions of {dollars},” Martin stated, taking a jab at Bitcoin maximalists.
The remark went viral on X, with many members of the neighborhood ruthlessly mocking the ridiculous comparability and producing loads of memes.
Stack bitcoin, not tooth pic.twitter.com/AqwVZDih9z
— Relai 🇨🇭 (@relai_app) Could 15, 2025
Some have identified that tooth might be changed with implants and even 3D-printed substitutes. Clearly, one can not spend money on a tooth ETF both.
To place Bitcoin’s shortage into perspective:
⁰There are solely 21 million Bitcoin however 256 billion human tooth for 8 billion individuals.
⁰If tooth had been as scarce as Bitcoin, there’d be simply 1 tooth for each 380 individuals.Bitcoin is true shortage. pic.twitter.com/Ys3dNfl6xn
— Easy Mining (@simpleminingio) Could 15, 2025
Then again, Bitcoin’s shortage is mathematically capped at 21 million tokens, that means that the cryptocurrency’s shortage is absolute.

